DNF, fantasy

Andrew Caldecott: Rotherweird (Rotherweird #1)

34682105Author: Andre Caldcott
Title: Rotherweird
Series: Rotherweird #1

The town of Rotherweird stands alone – there are no guidebooks, despite the fascinating and diverse architectural styles cramming the narrow streets, the avant garde science and offbeat customs. Cast adrift from the rest of England by Elizabeth I, Rotherweird’s independence is subject to one disturbing condition: nobody, but nobody, studies the town or its history.

For beneath the enchanting surface lurks a secret so dark that it must never be rediscovered, still less reused.

But secrets have a way of leaking out.

Two inquisitive outsiders have arrived: Jonah Oblong, to teach modern history at Rotherweird School (nothing local and nothing before 1800), and the sinister billionaire Sir Veronal Slickstone, who has somehow got permission to renovate the town’s long-derelict Manor House.

Slickstone and Oblong, though driven by conflicting motives, both strive to connect past and present, until they and their allies are drawn into a race against time – and each other. The consequences will be lethal and apocalyptic.


DNF at 34%.
Rotherweird really wants to be quirky but only manages to have a cast of characters with names from the list ‘weirdest British names’. There’s for example Veronal Slickstone (he’s greedy), Jonah Oblong (he’s a teacher), Deidre Banter (she’s greedy), Godfery Fanguin (he’s a former teacher), Rhombus Snorkel (he’s also greedy), Vixen Valourhand (she pole-vaults over fences because of…reasons) and countless other characters with oh-so-funny names but no memorable characteristics. With two exceptions. Not that they are memorable, they just don’t have funny names. In fact, they have no names and are just referred to as ‘the actress’ and ‘the boy’. Few things annoy me as much as an author going ‘these characters aren’t even important enough for a name’.
Though to be fair I didn’t care much about them…but then I didn’t care about any of the characters with the quirky names either. And once you read a third of a book there should be someone you care about. Or at least something. Only the mystery about Rotherweird (which made me pick up the book in the first place) had gotten really boring as well. Thanks to something else that I find even more annoying than characters not being important enough for names: Characters not telling everything they know because…reasons. There were many conversations in which characters just alluded to things but refused to answer straightforward questions or just told a bit and then stopped for no discernible reason. I still don’t know much more about the secret of Rotherweird than I do after reading the blurb. And I really don’t care enough to read on…

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4 stars, fantasy

The Spirit Lens (Collagia Magica #1)


Title: The Spirit Lens
Author: Carol Berg
Series: Collegia Magica #1

In a kingdom on the verge of a grand renaissance, where natural science has supplanted failing sorcery, someone aims to revive a savage rivalry…

For Portier de Savin-Duplais, failed student of magic, sorcery’s decline into ambiguity and cheap illusion is but a culmination of life’s bitter disappointments. Reduced to tending the library at Sabria’s last collegia magica, he fights off despair with scholarship. But when the king of Sabria charges him to investigate an attempted murder that has disturbing magical resonances, Portier believes his dreams of a greater destiny might at last be fulfilled.

As the king’s new agente confide, Portier – much to his dismay – is partnered with the popinjay Ilario de Sylvae, the laughingstock of Sabria’s court. Then the need to infiltrate a magical cabal leads Portier to Dante, a brooding, brilliant young sorcerer whose heretical ideas and penchant for violence threaten to expose the investigation before it’s begun. But in an ever-shifting landscape of murders, betrayals, old secrets, and unholy sorcery, the three agentes will be forced to test the boundaries of magic, nature, and the divine…

“I appreciate your concern, lord.”
Truly it warmed me more than I could say, even if he could only express it in the King of Sabria’s closet


The Spirit Lens starts with a simple question: who is trying to kill the king? While trying to find the answer, Portier and his co-investigators come across many more questions. About the number of people who are behind it, their plans after the last attempt failed, their reasons, what they intend to do if they succeed. So far, so usual. At the end of the book, Portier has found out who was trying to kill the king. When it comes to all the other questions he has some very vague hints but a lot remains in the dark. That’s also not unusual for a first book in a trilogy but even in a book that sets the scene, I expect to get some more answers.
Not that I mind too much. Because even if I had learned more I still would want to read the next book to meet all the characters again. I loved Portier and his character development during the book. Except for the part where he seems to be thinking with his penis. Portier is a nobleman and in this world relationships with nobility are a complicated issue. (There are very strict laws about adultery). So any women he has met so far just went nope’ because they didn’t want to deal with all that shit. So when he comes across a woman who doesn’t do that and enjoys talking with him instead, it’s unsurprising that he is very happy about that fact. (It probably also helps that she is good looking…). And I don’t think it’s unrealistic that he would develop feelings for her. But I don’t buy how quickly these feelings develop into blind trust and Portier risking his job (and life) on her word. I could have accepted him wanting to believe her and then somebody else persuading him but it’s not even that. Without any outside influences, Portier decides taking time out of his busy schedule that includes saving the king’s life and so stopping the country from descending into chaos to help a woman he only met a few times. It’s a bit hard to believe. Even for such a kind-hearted person as him. (Did I mention how happy I am that we get a non-cynical hero? because I really am).
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Freebie Alert: Rivers of London Short Story


Somewhere amongst the shadowy stacks and the many basements of the British library, something is very much amiss – and we’re not talking late returns here. Is it a ghost, or something much worse? PC Peter Grant really isn’t looking forward to finding out….

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3 stars, fantasy

The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastards #1)

Title: The Lies of Locke Lamora
Author: Scott Lynch
Series:  Gentleman Bastards #1

The Thorn of Camorr is said to be an unbeatable swordsman, a master thief, a ghost that walks through walls. Half the city believes him to be a legendary champion of the poor. The other half believe him to be a foolish myth. Nobody has it quite right.

Slightly built, unlucky in love, and barely competent with a sword, Locke Lamora is, much to his annoyance, the fabled Thorn. He certainly didn’t invite the rumors that swirl around his exploits, which are actually confidence games of the most intricate sort. And while Locke does indeed steal from the rich (who else, pray tell, would be worth stealing from?), the poor never see a penny of it. All of Locke’s gains are strictly for himself and his tight-knit band of thieves, the Gentlemen Bastards.

Locke and company are con artists in an age where con artistry, as we understand it, is a new and unknown style of crime. The less attention anyone pays to them, the better! But a deadly mystery has begun to haunt the ancient city of Camorr, and a clandestine war is threatening to tear the city’s underworld, the only home the Gentlemen Bastards have ever known, to bloody shreds. Caught up in a murderous game, Locke and his friends will find both their loyalty and their ingenuity tested to the breaking point as they struggle to stay alive…



“But perhaps not everything miserable that happens to us stems directly from one of your choices, brother. Perhaps bad tidings come regardless of what we do.”


At first, I enjoyed the book. Locke was a fun character and I have a weakness for heist stories. But around page 200 I noticed something: Absolutely nothing had gone wrong so far. And the author had tried to distract me from that by telling the things out of order. At one point something seems to go wrong but it was actually part of a plan Locke had made earlier. We only learn about it afterwards. Additionally, we get ‘Interludes’ throughout the whole book, that tell us about Locke’s childhood and how he came to be a Gentlemen Bastard. Of course, they come just when something interesting happens in the main plot. (And of course, they end in the middle of something interesting happening). That’s a very cheap trick and one that’s ridiculously overused in this book.
Besides, we learn that Locke was six or seven during the beginning of these interludes. And that he had already lived on the street for a while at that point. And that he was already an extremely capable thief at that point. What’s with fantasy authors and ridiculously capable children? I promise the story would have still been very impressive if Locke had been ten at the beginning and I wouldn’t have spent a considerable amount of time rolling my eyes and going ‘At seven. Of course.’
Things began to slump a bit afterwards and I started to notice things. Like the absence of female characters. There’s Sabathea. She’s a member of the Bastards but she’s absent on a mission during the main plot. We also don’t meet her in the interludes. The two things we do learn about her is that she’s a redhead and that Locke’s in love with her. Like really. He loves her a lot. Really. He loves her so much that even when he tries to have sex with another woman he can’t because she isn’t Sabathea. And he only wants Sabathea. Because he’s really in love with her, in case you hadn’t noticed that.
What kind of mission is she one? How long will it take? Is she also in love with him or is it unrequited? How did she join the Bastards? What character traits does she have? We don’t learn any of this because that’s apparently not important. It’s important that Locke’s penis is suffering terribly.

Now after everything going smoothly for a while longer, things turn around sharply and now everything goes wrong. Really really wrong. And Locke got from one bad situation in a worse one. Can he survive that? Will Locke Lamora survive the book called The Lies of Locke Lamora? Now I’m not saying that authors can’t ever put characters in danger if the reader can be reasonably sure that they won’t kick the bucket. But that they shouldn’t act like ‘But will he survive this?’ is the most pressing question. And that’s exactly what happened here. We get very little of Locke worrying about how he’s going to get out of a difficult situation. We get very little of his friends worrying. Instead, we get a very long interlude after things just went really downhill for Locke.
Woho! Aren’t you dying to find out if he’s going to get out of this?


So after an entertaining beginning and a mediocre and drawn out middle the end came. Once I passed roughly page 500 (of 700), I was glued to the book. The finale had everything. Action! Surprising twists! Finally an awesome female character that got screentime! Characters – both villains and heroes – who got in trouble because they were a bit too clever for their own good.
Of only all of this had come a bit earlier, I would have loved this book and thrown it at everybody in my vicinity shouting ‘GO AND READ THIS’. Yeah. It was that good. But as it is I can only say ‘400-500 pages is an awfully long set-up, isn’t it?’ Because that’s what it is. The heist and everything that happens during that just sets up the actual plot. And I’m not going to recommend a book and say ‘Once you get past page 500 it gets really good’. So if you think about picking it up, bear that in mind. I still intend to pick up the second book in the series, because overall it was fun (and because it was the author’s first published novel). But I’m also not rushing to get it.

4 stars, fantasy

Breath and Bone (Lighthouse #2)

1140216Title: Breath and Bone
Author: Carol Berg
Series: Lighthouse #2

As the land of Navronne sinks deeper into civil war and perilous winter, everyone wants to get their hands on the rebellious sorcerer Valen -a murderous priestess, a prince who steals dead men’s eyes, and even the Danae guardians, whose magic nurtures the earth and whose attention could prove the most costly of all.

Addicted to an enchantment that turns pain into pleasure -and bound by oaths he refuses to abandon- Valen risks body and soul to rescue one child, seek justice for another, and bring the dying land its rightful king.
Yet no one is who they seem, and Valen’s search for healing grace leads him from Harrower dungeons to alien shores. Only at the heart of the world does he discover the glorious, terrible price of the land’s redemption-and his own.


Nothing was ever as simple as the fanatics believed.
The Lighthouse Duet does not reinvent the wheel. The question ‘Can you stay morally pure while fighting a totally immoral evil?’ has been asked before. But, where a lot of fantasy novels just answer this question with ‘no’ and then gleefully go on about the horrible things our heroes have to do Lighthouse follows it up with other questions. So how far can you go? If the bad guys have no rulebook and torture and murder children can you also throw out yours and start enslaving the souls of the dead? Or will you just end up as bad as the previous bad guys?
The characters don’t just touch upon these questions, shrug and move on. It’s a major source of conflict between the characters and it is done really well. But in the end, the resolution of this problem is perhaps a bit too convenient. Just like a lot of the problems get solved a bit too easily by the right magical power-upgrade at the right time, the right information coming along at just the right time etc. and perhaps it would have been better to have fewer problems with more complex solutions but in the end that didn’t stop me from enjoying the book (or binging the last third of it in a day...) A lot of it had to do with the great characters. I liked Valen and the other ‘good guys’ and felt with them over their moral dilemmas. And I despised the bad guys while also understanding their grievances and that they had some good points before it turned into Holy Disproportionate Retribution Batman.
3 stars, fantasy

The City of Ice (Gates of the World #2)

22033888Title: The City of Ice
Author: K. M. McKinley
Series: Gates of the World #2

Deep in the polar south stands a city like no other, a city built aeons ago by a civilisation mighty and wise.

The City of Ice promises the secrets of the ancients to whomever can reach it first. It may prove too little knowledge too late, for the closest approach of the Twin in 4000 years draws near, an event that has heralded terrible destruction in past ages.

As the Kressind siblings pursue their fortunes, the world stands upon the dawn of a new era, but it may yet be consumed by a darkness from the past.

Industry and magic, gods and steampower collide in the captivating sequel to The Iron Ship.


We all wear masks – some for others, some for ourselves. Some are placed upon us without our knowing.

I had some issues with The Iron Ship, the first book in the trilogy but was intrigued enough that I wanted to read the second book as well. One of the things that bothered me in the first book was that it was all so slow-going. A lot of it was either people preparing for a journey or people already on a journey (and only in some cases I had a vague idea about what expected them at the end of the journey). But the end promised that in the next book there would be more action.
Well. Trassan, the character who prepared to go on a journey in the last book, goes on that journey. It takes most of the book. Then, towards the end of the book, something big happens. Guis, one of my favourite character from the first book, barely appears (he only has one chapter). Katriona, my other fave, got furious about the lack of laws forbidding child labour and did something about it. She was awesome. Just like in the previous book where she dealt with embezzlement. No, I’m not being sarcastic here, I love that we get a female character like her in a fantasy novel. But I still have no idea how her story connects to the larger plot.
Garten, the character who spent the last book with lots of bureaucracy and diplomacy, does more diplomacy. Then, towards the end of the book, something big happens. Aarid who got worried about something in the last book and went somewhere to discuss his worries finally arrived there. He waited for a while and then something unexpected happened. (Not towards the end. More halfway through. But then we didn’t hear from him anymore). Rel, who spent the last book getting from one point to another, continued traveling. By the end, he has arrived somewhere. I think.
We also got new characters. Like the immortal guy who is into BDSM but has some trouble with the ‘sane’ and the ‘consensual’ bit of it. He was also an ass in general and while there was some entertainment value in a fantasy novel talking about “a series of sexual practices outlawed in many kingdoms” I just didn’t see the point of that plotline at all. It could have definitely been shortened a lot.

So overall, I feel conned after reading this book. Because it was just like the first book. Long stretches of not much happening, right until the end where things go boom (literally in some cases) and you are promised that things get more exciting in the next book.
And I feel even more conned because of course, I’m going to read the final book. I want to know what happens next. Even if there’s a danger that 200 pages of it are going to be people traveling through the ice/the dessert and discussions of a minimum wage before something happens. Because I really want to know hat is going to happen to those characters (and that world in general).

ARC provided by NetGalley

Review of Book 1

2 stars, fantasy, romance

The Spirit Heir (A Dance of Dragons #2)

23477260Title: The Spirit Heir
Author: Kaitlyn Davis
Series: A Dance of Dragons #2

Drenched in darkness and surrounded by the echo of screams, Jinji waits deep in the dungeons of Rayfort, haunted by the memory of the knife stabbing Rhen, plagued by a foreign voice whispering through her mind. A few floors above, Rhen rests trapped in a coma, about to wake to a changed world–a world where his best friend is a woman, his nephew is the king, and an enemy army surrounds him on all sides.

But human wars are insignificant compared to the darkness gathering unseen. Memories of lives she never lived flash through Jinji’s thoughts, hinting at a past that cannot be repeated. A mysterious phantom visits Rhen, carrying cryptic messages of the future. And somewhere out there, the shadow continues to lurk in silence.

Startled by their altered relationship and tempted by new feelings, Rhen and Jinji must find a way to work together. The fate of humanity rests on their shoulders and the real battle has only just begun…

Rating: 2star

“And at least soldiers chose to fight, chose to risk their lives in combat”

Do you really want to go there? Are you really saying that in ye olde pseudo-medieval fantasy world everybody joined the army because they just loved fighting/their country/both so much. Nobody did it out of necessity, because they couldn’t find another job but needed the money or just because it was a family tradition or simply anything but Duty. Honor. Courage.?
Nope. Our soldiers are the good ones, our enemies have the evil ones/the poor slaves that are forced to fight (delete as appropriate…the book can’t make its mind up either).

There are good bits in this book. It still occasionally makes good points about sexism and racism. And it has a great scene when Jinji – who is in the palace and feels very uncomfortable among the nobility because they are all so racist – basically wins a staring contest with the queen and thinks that now nothing the other nobles do can bother her anymore. Only a few pages later it’s again mentioned how uncomfortable she is and the scene with the queen is never mentioned again.
However, my favourite bit of the book is when Jinji gets captured and imprisoned again very shortly after she has been chained up in a dungeon for three weeks. Does that bother her? No, but immediately afterwards she throws a hissy fit of jealousy because Rhen talks to another woman. Because fuck PTSD and trauma, what’s really important are you pants-feelings.

Talking about Jinji and her WTF-decisions/emotions: she’s hearing a voice in her mind and the voice claims she wants to help Jinji fight the mysterious Shadow that’s causing all the problems in the book (well…all the problems not caused by evil, sexist fantasy Arabs). Jinji is not convinced and worries that the voice in her head is actually the Shadow who is trying to trick her and refuses to listen. Until she hears that the Shadow has attacked people after she started hearing the voice. Clearly, a mysterious magical entity that has enough power to force people to attack their loved ones can’t be inside Jinji’s head and somewhere else. That would be illogical.

Despite all that I’m still less bothered by this than by the novellas about Leena inventing feminism, and we finally got dragons in this book. About bloody time. And I just didn’t hate it enough for one star.
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